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Bill Southern's avatar

Great piece! I performed with a bell choir a lot of years ago - do you wear white gloves when you perform?

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Jenny Barthold's avatar

Just hilarious! You must have channeled DFW when you wrote this.

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Richard Donnelly's avatar

"You spot a tick on someone else." This heading alone made me laugh.

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Liza Blue's avatar

Our tick season will overlap with the oncoming emergence of the 17 year locusts! Can hardly wait!

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Richard Donnelly's avatar

I won't give you any hints. The humor writes itself : )

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